Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I am bailiff Jesse Thorne and this week we are

clearing out that docket. It's all gunked up John we got to...

Doc it's all gunked. We got to wash it out. We got to get a doc it's all gunked we got to get that digunker we got to get that

that googon you ever used that product googon oh googon an incredible product. I know all about all the

varietal versions of Gugon because my father-in-law until recently was the

manager of a hardware store. So I could call him and be like, what product with goo in the name should I purchase for X?

That and like what type of glue do I need to glue this to that were his greatest expertise is.

Oh, wow.

You could probably still call him.

He probably still has that expertise, you know?

Yeah, no, he left it behind at the store.

No, he had.

Now it's all

all daceries and fishing. They had to jack him into the web

and remove that information from his wetware.

My father and lost the best.

Hey, as we record this, we just finished our first leg of the Judge John Hoffman

road court tour.

We had a very good time, would you say, Jesse?

I had a great time.

I mean, I'm only going to speak for myself, but I had a fantastic time. I mean I'm only going to speak for myself but I had a fantastic time. I enjoyed

visiting beautiful Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania where I'd never been before and trying their famous

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