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🗓️ 2 August 2024
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Titus Podcast... SCREAM SANITY!
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0:00.0 | I'm Christopher Titus and this is the army getting update. |
0:06.5 | The Middle East war is getting bigger. |
0:08.0 | Putin is getting balder. |
0:09.2 | Zelensky is getting stronger and America is getting Carmelow! That's right. Let's talk about the |
0:15.4 | Democrats running a wicked-ass accomplished Alpha Chick for president because |
0:19.6 | everyone on the right seems to be forgetting that Kamala is one of the most qualified |
0:25.0 | VP since Biden. She's even more qualified than Obama when he became president and |
0:30.5 | the GOP is really all over the place about this crime fighter badass. |
0:35.0 | She was elected district attorney of one of the world's major cities. |
0:40.0 | For seven years, she cleared 27 of 74 backlog closed homicide cases in her first six months |
0:46.5 | she pushed for hire bail for gun crime she tightened loopholes so criminals couldn't game the system |
0:50.8 | and there's more there then she was elected attorney general of California for six |
0:55.0 | years. Then she was elected to the US Senate for four years. Then she was elected |
0:59.2 | vice president for four years. She won every election she ran in. She's not a D.E. I hire. She |
1:05.6 | earned it unlike this wrinkly ass old white man. Sweet potato Hitler is a |
1:09.7 | six-time bankrupt reality TV star 34-time convicted felon and rapist who admits he grabs |
1:14.4 | pussy and when he was president planned and executed a failed coup because he |
1:18.6 | is and always has been a failure every day he was president and before that, you know, I could have just stopped a failure. |
1:25.7 | He never had one day of experience in government. |
1:29.3 | 40% more Americans died during his incredible shitting the bed during COVID. |
1:32.9 | He lost millions of jobs, ran up 7 trillion in debt, exploded the deficit, and we had riots left |
1:37.6 | and right for four years. |
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