So it's another episode of Allow Me to be Frank, I gotta Frank To Tank Podcast, whatever you want to call it.

It was in Chicago where we learned that I am the absolute motherfucking worst mini golf player ever especially when you have

One inch panels and uh if the goal of the game was to hit the

above the ball as far as you can and drive it off I'd be winning right now

uh how many times I think I'm probably

is I got a plus 27 in two rounds.

I think I might have driven it off the green

about 16, 17 times?

I gotta ask Frankwood, did you think you were playing real golf?

Because you were launching them.

And then the one time I said, go soft,

and you hit it as hard as I think you hit it the whole course.

Well I try to hit it soft and then it will short at a whole.

So you compensate it, you overcompensated and just blew it through the fucking the jib.

I hated that course.

That was yeah, let's blame the course. I think that that's the case because

it wasn't the best course. It wasn't your average mini golf course. it didn't have the windmills it didn't have the water

didn't have all that which is fine you know I would say the real problem here is that

Frank is an athlete and you can't have an

athlete come in late and wake up early for a serious event. If Frank needs to wake up at

6 a.m. which he had to do yesterday. We got to get him in, you know, the day before it like

noon and go to bed early. You were so tired, cranky Frankie showed off.

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