American Horror Story: Tom’s Kids | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 9 September 2024

⏱️ 75 minutes

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0:00.0	100%
0:02.0	uh, well I mean we're in birth studio.
0:05.0	I think you should take it away, Bertrand.
0:09.0	Hey, I'm so glad you guys moved back to LA and now the scam about to IRS thing you
0:13.7	guys pretended to be Austinized is done. We don't have to pretend if we live in Austin anymore
0:17.5	and he's back he's in Malibu. Done pretending I love the Malibu house.
0:21.0	What's going to Talk about that.
0:23.0	They hate when we talk about our lives.
0:24.0	Go ahead.
0:25.0	Can I tell you is, okay, I want to show you a picture.
0:30.0	First of all, Tom,
0:31.0	yes.
0:32.0	Eight days of nicotine eight days off
0:35.8	nicotine not me I wake up I spend my day and I even go to sleep with rogues in my mouth go ahead I got caught
0:50.6	I had I was doing threes and I had three here three here three here three here nice and we were in hope
0:57.7	I got caught what by the fucking TSA who caught you?
1:02.6	My daughters.
1:04.1	And they were like, they were like,
1:05.6	I was like, your feet, how many fucking
1:08.0	Zins are you putting in?
1:09.1	I said, well, I'm drinking, so I like to have it.
1:11.0	I rotate them.
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