Hi, I'm Huey Lewis, and we're the news.

And this is junk food cinema.

It's rock and roll. Hi, this is Dick Miller.

You're listening to Junk Food Cinema.

Who were these guys?

Yeah. Greetings, vice presidents of junk food and junk food, welcome to an insane new episode of junk food cinema, brought to you by

FilmSchoolRejects.com.com.com. Dot, we need to return some videotapes. This is, of course,

the weekly cult and exploitation film cast so good, it just has to be fattening. I'm your host, Brian

Salisbury, and this week, Kargila is off handling all our murders and executions.

So in his stead, we have a very special guest.

You know him, you love him, the Joan Rivers of junk food cinema and a man who can always get a reservation at Dorcia, Mr. Scott Weinberg.

Yay, it's me again, Scott.

I thought there's going to be more to that.

Just, no, I mean, I don't need to be more specific than that.

You don't, I don't know where you people listening from.

It could be dangerous.

I guess that's true.

It's like, wait, were you about to like docks yourself and give out your phone number and address?

I was about, no, like, I guess the joke was going to be like, I'm going to tell you my last name.

Even though I just said it.

Right.

It's an alias.

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