An NYC Enema
The Luke and Pete Show
Stak Production
4.9 • 1.8K Ratings
🗓️ 20 March 2025
⏱️ 32 minutes
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Summary
Today, Pete’s got a confession: years ago, he went to New York for a wedding but ended up battling a truly catastrophic case of constipation. Cue a desperate Walgreens enema purchase, a brutal two-and-a-half-week ordeal, and a story that Luke will not let him forget.
Elsewhere, the lads dive into the misery of kitchen appliance repairs, with Luke recounting an awkward run-in with a deeply grumpy Zanussi repairman. Plus, a discussion on the baffling modern career of Neil Young somehow leads to Pete breaking into song—should he ditch podcasting for life as a Neil Young impersonator? Let us know!
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| 0:00.0 | Hi everyone, Luke here. Now I'm listening to a new podcast from Tortus called Lucky Boy. It's the story of a schoolboy in 1980s London called Gareth, who says that when he was just 14, he fell in love with an attractive young chemistry teacher at his school. For months, he spent his afternoons in her bedroom and he felt like the luckiest boy in the |
| 0:21.1 | world until all of a sudden she left and everything started to unravel. After years spent coming |
| 0:27.8 | to terms with what happened to him, Gareth doesn't feel so special anymore and now he's looking |
| 0:32.4 | for justice. As listeners to the Luke and Pete show, we think you'll also love listening to Lucky |
| 0:37.2 | Boy. So to listen love listening to Lucky Boy. |
| 0:41.4 | So to listen, search for Lucky Boy wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 0:51.2 | It's the Luke and Pete Show. |
| 0:53.9 | It is Thursday. How the devil are you doing? |
| 0:55.1 | I am Pete Donaldson. |
| 0:55.9 | I'm enjoying a cup of tea. |
| 0:56.9 | Luke, I'm a tea man now. |
| 0:57.7 | I don't drink coffee anymore. |
| 1:02.0 | I thought you're going to say more words there. |
| 1:03.6 | I am... Yeah, go on. |
| 1:05.3 | No, no. |
| 1:06.0 | Oh, you want to drink your tea? |
| 1:07.6 | I drink my tea. |
| 1:08.4 | Because you're a tea because you're a tea on Stan. After you trolled me last week |
| 1:11.1 | by buying a box of pulp tea |
| 1:12.9 | I didn't buy it by |
| 1:14.2 | I bought some pulp tea for Sarah |
| 1:17.5 | and there's just too much of it |
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