And The Oscar Goes To...SLAP!

Titus Podcast

Christopher Titus

Update, Armageddon, Comedy, Arts, Titus, Performing Arts, Christophertitus, Funny, Angrypursuit, News

4.5 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2022

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Titus, Bombshell Rae, and The Hylinder talk about the slap heard around the world, and how it affects comedians and stage performers. Oh yeah, and Putin's still at it.

Titus Podcast ...SCREAM SANITY!

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0:00.0	Hey guys, this is the Highlander from the Titus Podcast.
0:11.5	This episode is brought to you by Butcherbox, Athletic Greens, and our new sponsor, Bolin
0:16.4	Branch Sheets.
0:17.9	And now here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon update.
0:20.3	I'm Christopher Titus, and this is the Armageddon update.
0:24.2	The Joker was taken down this week at the Oscars, holy hell what a weird Oscars.
0:28.3	Weird for one reason, Mr. Will Smith, the lovable rogue who he knew was just a happy go lucky
0:33.4	good guy.
0:34.4	Always was on the side of right from fresh prints to bad boys to hand cock.
0:38.0	God I love that movie.
0:39.4	Well, Will Smith has always been the coolest dude in the room, until he lost his fucking
0:44.3	cool in front of the entire planet Earth.
0:46.7	It was a GI changeup.
0:48.7	Keep my voice, name, answer fucking mouth.
0:53.4	I'm going to, okay?
0:55.4	Welcome to Earth.
0:56.4	Now, I got no problem with the spouse defending a better half.
1:00.0	My wife Rachel has killed ninjas for me, and I would do the same for her.
1:05.4	Standing up for your loved ones is a primal thing, because deep down we are all just 8 billion
1:11.2	Earth monkeys with better phones.
1:13.6	And we all know that Chris Rock, aka the Amaretto Hulk, was about to crush Jada Pinkett Smith,
1:19.5	because Chris Rock is obviously the most dangerous, deadly human on the planet.
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