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🗓️ 27 July 2024

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Oh my god they were roommates... Go to http://Zocdoc.com/PITREDDIT and download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Then find and book a top-rated doctor today. 0:00-3:06 Intro 3:07-13:09 AITA for charging my roommates a "clean air fee" to make things fair? https://www.rareddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1cr8ccr/aita_for_charging_my_roommates_a_clean_air_fee_to/ 13:10-23:21 My roommate ate my beans so I threw all his items off a cliff in Baldur's Gate 3 https://www.reddit.com/r/AmIOverreacting/comments/1bzyvn0/my_roommate_ate_my_beans_so_i_went_to_his_baldur/ 23:22-30:53 My roommate uses the dishwasher to clean their sex toys https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/flnkos/this_quarantine_has_revealed_that_my_roommate/ 30:54-38:04 I terrorized my roommates into cleaning up https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/hasst0/aita_for_terrorising_my_roommates_into_cleaning/ 38:05-48:36 My roommate takes 2-3 hour long showers a day https://www.reddit.com/r/badroommates/comments/163sa5e/my_roommate_takes_23_hour_long_showers_a_day/ 48:37-56:43 AITA for asking my roommate to keep her cat in her bedroom? https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/10jot1f/aita_for_asking_my_roommate_to_keep_her_cat_in/ 56:44-1:09:23 I met my new flatmate yesterday and we had sex within an hour of meeting. What do I do? https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/10jot1f/aita_for_asking_my_roommate_to_keep_her_cat_in/ SUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Damien Haas // https://www.instagram.com/damienhaas/ Angela Giarratana // https://www.instagram.com/angelagiovanagiarratana/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Emily Rose Jacobson Director of Programming, Smosh Pit: Emily Rose Jacobson Editor: Vida Robbins Associate Producer, Smosh Pit: Bailey Petracek Production Designer: Cassie Vance Art Director: Erin Kuschner Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar, Josie Bellerby Prop Master: Luke Brau Audio Mixer: Scott Neff Audio Utility: Dina Ramli Director of Photography: Brennan Iketani Camera Operator: Eric Wann Videographer: James Hull Assistant Director: Amanda Barnes Director of Production: Amanda Barnes Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa Production Coordinator: Marcus Munguia Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander Production Assistant: Ovsana Tsaturian Post Production Manager: Luke Baker DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran IT: Tim Baker Director of Design: Brittany Hobbs Graphic Designers: Ness Cardano, Monica Ravitch Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla Social Creative Producer: Peter Ditzler, Tommy Bowe Social Strategist: Erica Noboa, Mallory Myers Social Media Coordinator: Kim Wilborn Talent Coordinator: Selina Garcia Operations PA: Katie Fink CEO: Alessandra Catanese EVP of Programming: Kiana Parker Executive Coordinator: Rachel Collis OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Snapchat: http://smo.sh/OnSnapchat Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:30.4	Welcome back to some crazy Reddit stories
0:33.7	that will probably this episode make you infuriated.
0:37.2	Today's theme is all about roommates,
0:39.3	and you know shit gets crazy when it's about
0:41.2	roommates. And with me is my
0:43.3	former roommate, Damien,
0:45.1	and also Angela.
0:47.1	I used to live with you guys. People don't know that.
0:49.8	Okay, so there was... We just didn't.
0:51.2	We didn't know either. Right.
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