Welcome to Recovering Gleeke, a podcast for all of your complicated feelings about the TV show Glee.

Hey, it's Ian from the podcast, Recovering Glee, Cullen, a Glee podcast.

I just wanted to come on here before the episode starts and say at the

beginning of this episode is a conversation between Lena and I that I thought was just like us

chatting outside of the podcast and didn't realize that she had already started recording her audio.

But then we decided to include it in the episode.

So my audio for like the first three, four minutes is ripped from the Patreon video.

So the sound quality's a little wonky.

It'll get better, I promise.

And also, thinking that we were just having a little chat and not officially on air,

the topic turned to fecal matter and specifically stories of our own lack of control over our bowel movements.

So I apologize for that.

That is, you know, you're a baptism by fire.

You're going straight into that subject matter with this episode. If that sounds disgusting to you,

just fast forward to like five minutes in. And then we get on to other topics. All right,

love you. Bye. My nephew is so into poop right now,

as in like, it's the funniest thing in the world to him. Every story he tells, number one,

makes negative sense. Right. And number two, we went to a lake the other day and he said,

remember the last time we were at this

lake and my mom was like, yeah. And he goes, and we all pooped our pants. And she said, I don't think

that happened. And then he pointed at me because I wasn't there because I don't live here. Yeah.

He pointed at me and he said, and you were on a different mountain. And I said, that's true. And he said, but you also pooped your pants.

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