So let's cut to the chase. It's Monday morning, very, very early here.

Jenkins has turned up for work and so he's driving me to the airport.

It's a fun trip because I'm off to the capital city to interview Feddy Boverdi,

produced by a voice you'll know, Tim Lee, commentator from La Riga Television, and

my friend Victor Gross, who helped Meg take the ball past the ball, and El Presente

and no time's no put idea, you've got no fucking idea, starring Luis and Rieke.

And together we're going to help Fri Valveri to shine off the pitch

like he does on the pitch and in the meantime here's a little bulletin straight from the frying pan

derby the derby of Sevilla it finished 2-1 to bett. The first time they've won that particular split

city match in six and a half years and yeah I'm gonna use the phrase again. Fuck my

old sea boots. It was magnificent. That old stadium is gonna get three-quarters knocked knocked down at the end of this season.

So that was the last Betis Savilla in the Benito Villa as we know it, a stadium that I first

graced 43 years ago for Scotland and Brazil.

Betis came into the game significantly more in form and with their fans for once, believing.

Both teams held open training sessions.

Can you guess?

And if you were watching last night, you'll know.

But can you guess how many supporters turned up total to the two open training

sessions are you ready 45,000 30,000 fans went to see Betis train 15,000 fans

went to Sevilla and that's it at all one up, Betis. It would end to 1 on the night and that's not even a tenth of the story. What is interesting is Sabia's golf once they scored it was absolutely wonderful. Vargas, their newly acquired winger, Swiss National, wasn't fully fit, did start, set up by

Luca Bakio and boy, oh boy, it was wonderful. But not a patch on the two Betis goals. Young

Jesus Rodriguez on the left wing for Betis had another extraordinary match.

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