This is the Ode of Wrestling with Professional Wrestler, Copacabana!

Alright, hello and welcome, good click, good download. Hope you're doing well.

Guys, girl, hope you're doing well. I can't speak for you, I can speak for myself.

And I can tell you 100%, I am out of it. I am in another world,

Kardim Harrison. Is that his name? The flip glasses guy? You get it. I'm in a different world.

I'm out of it, I'm going on fumes. We're making this happen. I am loopy. I am dazed and slash or confused.

I've never done a drug in my life, but I feel like I've done a bajillion of them right now.

This is wild, man. We're going to make this happen though. We're going to knock this out of the ballpark,

wriggly field style, man, right over the ivy. I'm going to tell you all about it in a second.

First of all, let's go over some details who you are, who I am, what we're doing well.

It's the art of wrestling. This is the art of wrestling, a professional wrestling podcast.

But it's more than that. It's a life podcast. It's a personal journal and entryway into the lives,

the minds, the souls, the hearts of people that have to do with the world of professional wrestling and beyond.

And when I say beyond, I'm talking about outside of the ring. We all have these crazy lives that we live.

And we want to tell our stories. Well, I'm your host. My name is Colt Cabana. I'm a professional wrestler.

I'm a taxpayer. I'm a Chicago native. I'm a man of the people. I'm a man who just went out on a 28-hour plus journey.

And I don't mean the guys who sing the baseball songs because that's all I equated to now.

Every friggin' year, some baseball team has journey playing their unofficial anthem.

But I'm a man who is sitting here live in the studio, apartment.

Thank God in Chicago, Illinois. Yeah, I made it back. I have made it back on an Australian tour that was out of this world.

Well, I don't know. It was just, it was fun.

I'll tell you all about it in a second. But if you're new to the team, if this is one of your first times here,

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