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You're listening to the art of wrestling, a professional wrestling podcast.

A life podcast, a personal journal and entryway into the minds of souls and hearts

of people involved in the world of professional wrestling.

I'm your host. My name is Colt Boom Boom, Kubana.

And I am a professional wrestler, most importantly, anapodcaster.

I'm a Chicago native. I'm yet to be an American taxpayer.

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I've been putting off for four months now.

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