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But now it's time to get down and dirty

with this week's tale.

I'm your nasty little host, and I'm glad to see your sweet face

back again this week.

If this week's anywhere near as tight as last weeks,

I'll be running out of batteries before the night's through.

Mm-hmm.

Let's all take a moment to collect our horny assets before this whole thing gets started.

You ready to hear the hottest, steamiest, most nut-flowing shit this side of the tracks. I know I am.

Okay, last Saturday I went out looking for new apartment. I'd heard about a great building

so I buzzed the manager's door and a few seconds later this guy came out to let me in the security door

Well the minute I saw him I froze the manager was so hot I almost dropped my car keys and when he looked back at me in my micro mini skirt

and midriff bearing tank top I could tell he was pretty hot for me too.

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