4.8 • 752 Ratings
🗓️ 4 January 2024
⏱️ 182 minutes
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0:00.0 | Scene. Inside the cockpit of an airliner, Captain Jeff is addressing the passengers over the public address system. |
0:12.2 | First Officer Steph is in the co-pilot's seat. Liz, a concerned passenger, is heard in the background. |
0:22.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. |
0:25.3 | Today, the FAA has decided I'm officially too ancient to fly. |
0:29.6 | So I'm passing the torch to the youthful first officer, Steph. |
0:34.6 | Wait, what? Captain Jeff, are we safe? |
0:37.7 | Fear not, Liz. Steph here is practically a prodigy. They handed her the Steph. Wait, what? Captain Jeff, are we safe? Fear not, Liz. |
0:38.7 | Steph here is practically a prodigy. |
0:40.7 | They handed her the keys because apparently I'm at that age where I'm a flying hazard. |
0:45.9 | Hazard? |
0:46.9 | Don't worry. |
0:48.2 | Captain Jeff might have a few wrinkles and a lot of gray hair. |
0:51.8 | But the plane and I still have plenty of miles left in us. Well, that's |
0:55.7 | debatable. This aircraft has seen more sunsets than I have, and I'm not sure if Steph here knows |
1:00.9 | how to handle a relic. A relic? Should I be concerned? Not at all, Liz. Captain Jeff just has a unique |
1:08.8 | way of expressing his confidence in my abilities. |
1:11.5 | Confidence. Right. It's like handing over the reins of a vintage car to a teenager. |
1:17.2 | Teenager. I promise, Liz, we'll navigate these guys smoothly. Captain Jeff might be retiring, but this old bird still has some tricks up its sleeve. |
1:27.1 | Well said, Steph. Buckle up, |
1:29.1 | everyone. Liz, take a deep breath. You're in for a safe, albeit slightly dramatic flight. |
1:37.4 | Lights fade as the passengers settle in for the journey with Captain Jeff, first off Sir Steph, |
1:50.2 | and Liz preparing for takeoff in this unconventional aviation drama. |
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