These are some of the first words that I've spoken today.

Like, I haven't really talked yet today.

And you can hear it.

Okay, my vocal cords sound shriveled up.

And they are.

But luckily for me, there's something kind of sexy about it.

Like, I kind of have morning voice right now.

Like, it's a little raspy. Good morning,

baby. Good morning. You know what I mean? Like, you just got the tingles from that. Anyway,

soon, my cords will be warmed up. But for now, you get sexy, tingly morning voice from me.

So you're welcome.

Anyway, welcome back to advice session.

A series here on Anything Goes, where you send in your current dilemmas or anything that you want advice on.

And I give you my unprofessional advice.

And today's topic is standards. Our standards are complicated, right?

Because they're constantly fluctuating. Sometimes our standards are too high. Sometimes they're too

low. And when we're lucky, sometimes they fall somewhere in between. Not too high, not too low.

Just right. Goldilocks standards. But as much as we all strive to have Goldilocks standards, which is, I think, a term I

just came up with. Did I just come up with that? Goldilog standards? Has anyone ever said that?

Okay. Nominate me for a Nobel Peace Prize. That's actually incredible.

That's beautiful. Wow. Very excited and inspired. Thank you. Moving on. It's very challenging to maintain

balance with our standards to find that state of Goldilocks standards because there are a bunch of

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