Are There Better Ways to Invade Middle Earth? (Feat. Gabe)

Plumbing the Death Star

Sanspants Radio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 November 2015

⏱️ 42 minutes

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In which our heroes leap onto their steeds, rally an army, and then decide there's got to be a better alternative as they ask the question: are there better ways to invade Middle Earth? We talk about the average workaday hobbit, wonder if orcs are insects, and try to figure out how tall Sauron is. Zammit explores the fallout of Orc Holes, Jackson worries about Fantasy-Genocide, and Gabe just wishes Sauron had a better PR guy. So put on your best smile, start the campaign trail, and see if you can get some Dwarves to Vote #1 Sauron. He's the best thing that's ever happened to Middle Earth! Sauron will fuck your warg, he is as serious as cancer.Want to help buy Sauron a snazzy suit? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month you can help us buy him a more subtle wardrobeAnd don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least three books about the political suicide of siding with orcs.Want to come see just how handsome we really are? Well now’s your chance as we’re doing another live show on the 10th of December. Just head to https://sanspantslive.eventbrite.com.au for more information and to book your ticket now!

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0:56.3	Oh my what! Happy Christmas! Why do no?
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1:38.0	six months tops maybe maybe seven also why you listening, myself and Jack gested on another podcast this week, which
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