Which Super Smash Bro would Make the Best Step-Dad? (Feat. Edgoose)

Plumbing the Death Star

Sanspants Radio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 November 2015

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

In which our heroes use their up B, grab a super smash, and try to unlock all the secret characters while wondering which Super Smash Brother would make the best step-dad. We look at the unpleasantness that is the Mario family, our mothers weird animal fetish, and age Ness ten years. Jackson loves deadbeat Samus, Zammit accuses Falco of sex crimes, and Duscher does his best to defend his beloved Nintendo characters. So join us as we rank our mother’s potential lovers on an arbitrary scale involving barbecues and dealing with our High School bullies. It’s a strange way for mum to find love, but who are we to judge? Her son. That’s who we are. And Donkey Kong is the absolute worst option. Mum. Stop dating an ape. Please.Want to help in building a new family structure? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in teaching kids Jigglypuff isn’t a sex toy. And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least ten books about Super Smash Bros cheat codes.Want to come see just how handsome we really are? Well now’s your chance as we’re doing another live show on the 10th of December. Just head to https://sanspantslive.eventbrite.com.au for more information and to book your ticket now!

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