Ari Shaffir | Hookup Disasters, STD Etiquette & One Messy Confession!

Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe

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Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy, Talk Radio

4.4 • 21.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 February 2025

⏱️ 50 minutes

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#815. We’ve got the always unfiltered, always outrageous Ari Shaffir in the studio, and trust us—this one goes off the rails. From his unhinged post-date texts to his brutally honest take on bachelorette parties, Ari does not hold back! He also shares the time a girl got sick mid-hookup (in his rental car, no less) and breaks down the proper way to tell someone you gave them an STD—because apparently, there’s etiquette for that? Oh, and his most shocking confession? Let’s just say it literally became a neighborhood crime. Buckle up, because this episode is chaos in the best way!! If you’re LOVING this podcast, please follow and leave a rating and review below! PLUS, FOLLOW OUR PODCAST INSTAGRAM HERE! Thank you to our Sponsors! Check out these deals! Quince: Give yourself the luxury you deserve with Quince! Go to Quince.com/vine for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Wayfair: Give your home the refresh it needs with Wayfair. Head to Wayfair.com. Wayfair. Every style. Every Home. Bellesa: FREE TOYS OR GIFT CARDS FOR TOYS! Everyone who signs up to my giveaway with Bellesa wins something! Go to: https://www.bboutique.co/vibe/offthevine-podcast Spade & Sparrows: Use code OFFTHEVINE to receive 15% off your first order at www.spadeandsparrows.com EPISODE HIGHLIGHTS: (5:30) – Ari’s post-date text method. (32:19) – When a hookup took a very messy turn… in the back of his rental car. (38:32) – The do’s and don’ts of disclosing an STD. (43:14) – Ari shares his confession… and why it became a literal neighborhood scandal.

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0:00.0	This episode of Grape Therapy is brought to you by Quince. Give yourself the luxury you deserve with
0:04.4	quince.com slash buying for free shipping on your order and 365 day returns. Wayfair, give your home
0:11.9	the refresh it needs with Wayfair. Head to Wayfair. Every style, every home. Belessa. Free toys or
0:18.9	gift cards for toys. Everyone who signs up to my giveaway with
0:22.4	Belessa wins something. Go to B-B-B-Botech.co-C-O-V-E-O-U-E-S-O-C-O-U-E. And Spade and Sparrow. And Spade and Sparrow's.
0:36.6	I'm Caitlin Bresto. Your session is now starting. code Off the Vine to receive 15% off your first order at spade and sparrows.com.
0:38.8	I'm Caitlin Bristow. Your session is now starting.
0:43.1	Welcome to Off the Vine. I'm your host, Caitlin Bristow. And today we have a wild one on the podcast. A fearless comedian, if you will. I feel like you're a storyteller with no filter. No filter. It gets me in trouble a lot. But it also makes people laugh a lot.
1:06.5	It makes people laugh. Then after it was like, why did you say that? I'm like, oh, is that? is that the line? I'm sorry. Yeah, I can't see lines. Do you hear people audibly gasp sometimes
1:14.5	in your shows? Yes, but like, oh, yeah, you're not wrong. Well, you've also been on the
1:20.4	Joe Rogan experience. Yeah, a bunch of times. We're really good friends. He really helped me
1:24.2	along the way when I was starting. Really? Really advice. That's nice.
1:28.4	Really fearless on stage. You into conspiracy theories?
1:30.1	No.
1:30.5	That's just him.
1:31.1	Okay.
1:31.6	Got it.
1:32.0	My big conspiracy is how do I get Joe Rogan away from these during normal table
1:36.6	conversations?
1:38.0	And I'm like, Joe, I've heard this one before.
1:40.3	You told it to me the last four times we ate.
1:43.5	I bet.
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