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Welcome, welcome, welcome to Armchair Anonymous.

I'm Buck Rogers and I'm joined by Gene Lightyear.

Today is children's birthday parties run amok.

Well, you know, these children, they're wild.

They're terrible.

And you just don't know what's going to happen.

Although a lot of these stories, the parents are terrible.

You know, it goes to go bounces back and forth nicely.

Please enjoy crazy birthday party stories.

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