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Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Mall Stories

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Umbrella

Tv & Film, Music, Comedy

4.668.3K Ratings

🗓️ 24 May 2024

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Dax and Monica talk to Armcherries! In today's episode, Armcherries tell us a crazy mall story. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:31.8

podcast I'm causing mischief.

0:35.0

Like creeping past sleepy granddad to sneak a pot of Petty Faloo from the fridge.

0:42.0

Because Petty Faloo from the fridge because Pettif

0:43.4

Fettif

0:44.4

Bettif

0:45.4

Boom!

0:46.4

Mom says that Pettifaloo is made with calcium and vitamin D for healthy bones. She knows best, most of the time.

0:57.0

Fueling mischief with petty flu.

1:02.0

Welcome to Armchair Anonymous. I'm Dax Shepard. I'm joined by Monica

1:06.2

Padman. Hi, this was fun. This was for you. My old stomping grounds. This one

1:11.6

specifically was for you. It's crazy mall stories. I love the mall. Boy, one of these had me laughing. A little tiny thing got carried away. Someone lost control of a little tiny thing and there's nothing that's funnier than that to me.

1:24.6

This is so fun.

1:25.6

Oh, it was a really good one and some bonkers ones too.

1:28.5

Now let me see if you can, I'm just looking to see if you can listen to this one. Yeah this is fine. There's blood. Yeah there's some

1:35.5

and there's some poop. And there's some poop. And there's some pooty and there's some theft. Please enjoy mall stories. Hard times come and go.

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