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All right.

Well, today's episode is a AMA, Ask Me Anything, and a, would it even be called food just tasting a food tasting snack tasting

we've got all these delectable treats that we've numbered zero to nine dan's looking up something

oh oh i was signing for our a m oh I thought you were looking up what it would be

called. We have all these delectable treats that we're going to try, so we'll ask, well,

not us, but we'll read off an AMA question, we'll answer it, and then we'll roll the dice

and whatever it lands on. We'll take that number and select that snack because all these snacks are numbered.

And we will try the snack and let you know how it is on a scale from one to fabulous.

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