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Oh my god, did you see all those videos of the Teslas driving on the city streets?

Okay, there's like a lot of videos of the Teslas coming up and like malfunctioning

and like everybody is posting them as getting their accounts banned.

The Teslas are like, it's like somebody just sitting in the driver's seat and the Tesla

of like, tries to swerve into like your group of people.

I just have to be fair.

No, they're not. They're really not.

The Tesla's like murder me.

I mean, in the first sentence to like roll down the window and be like, oh, I'm sorry.

And that's like the Teslas like a motor function where it just swerves into people.

The Tesla trolley problem.

Terrorism mode.

But literally it's like they'll get to an intersection to just like the story to go.

Wait, I need to see that.

They don't let me try to find one because we don't talk enough about how Elon Musk has only produced

sons. It's so creepy. He is like a lazy army.

I bet he has produced daughters and it's like, he put them in front of the Teslas.

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