Ass-assination Attempt!
Titus Podcast
Christopher Titus
4.5 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 18 July 2024
⏱️ 80 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I'm Christopher Titus, heh, and this is the army getting update. |
| 0:07.0 | Assassination! |
| 0:09.0 | Many, many, many, many, many, many men. |
| 0:13.0 | Wish death on me. |
| 0:15.0 | For the first time since Reagan, a president had an assassin try to end his candidacy. |
| 0:20.0 | A mayor missed me. |
| 0:22.0 | A 20-year-old registered Republican, and Second Amendment supporter, took a ragged-ass shot |
| 0:26.7 | at Sweet Potato Hitler this last weekend, and the bullet winged his ear. |
| 0:30.2 | And then once heard Trump heard the secret service say, |
| 0:32.6 | Shoot her down, Cheter Musilene, took the time to pop his head back up into the line of fire. |
| 0:37.8 | You know, like a genius. |
| 0:40.1 | And I want you to know, we're all happy the former president wasn't killed. |
| 0:42.8 | Look guys, whatever you think about this podcast, I don't want him dead. |
| 0:46.0 | I just want him gone. |
| 0:47.7 | The damage of Trump's ear was so severe. |
| 0:50.2 | He needed a Lipton T-bag to heal it. Here's what a dink this guy actually is. |
| 0:55.0 | The day after he was shot, he went golfing with no bandage. |
| 0:58.0 | But he shows up the RNC with a small carry-on bag stuck to his head. |
| 1:03.0 | Trump is fine. |
| 1:04.4 | And if you think an inch from dying would change this man, |
| 1:07.2 | then you're more gullible than a supporters. |
| 1:08.9 | He didn't lose. |
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