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Attempting to Flirt w/ Lujan for 69 Minutes | Dropouts #248

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Comedy

4.82.1K Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2025

⏱️ 70 minutes

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What's up party people! We have a very exciting guest with us in the diner this week, the one and only Hailey Lujan! (Or just Lujan for short). She's a United States Army soldier living a double life as an influencer and one of the internet's most unique personalities.


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0:00.0

We have a guest here. We want, and she's tactile, obviously. That's her whole thing. So you got to look like you're battle ready.

0:05.0

I don't want to call you a woman of war, but you understand the prowess of battle. And I think, I think love can be a battlefield.

0:12.0

As a woman of symmetrical neck-upness, that's a way to phrase that.

0:16.8

Do you have a lot of peepers lasering your way in the military?

0:20.5

Are you talking about other perverts in the military?

0:22.7

I guess so.

0:23.4

I guess I didn't mean to.

0:25.2

Would you ever frequent a man who doesn't know where the safety is on a gun?

0:29.4

I could teach him, being my little boy wife.

0:31.5

You don't mind being essentially the alpha in a relationship.

0:34.4

No, yeah, I think it's inevitable.

0:35.8

Do you see Jared as any type of, like,

0:37.7

do you see him in a uniform first? Then I'll make my decision. Do a clap. Do a, make it clap.

0:43.7

Do a clap on 26. Yeah. Whoa. No, it's just my list of to not talk about. Do you want to list

0:49.7

them off? So I'd make sure he'll. Well, I got, don't talk about classified info, the incident 9-11.

0:55.7

And then I got your grid coordinates of your house right here.

0:59.8

First of all, amazing to have you here.

1:01.7

I just got to do some housekeeper really quick.

1:03.5

Don't lounge.

1:04.5

I'm lounged.

1:05.2

This early into the podcast, okay?

1:08.1

We have a guest here.

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