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Once up everybody, welcome to another episode of Chrissy Chaos.

Um, I-I-I-I feel fat today, uh, cause I went out last night,

I got a surprise birthday party thrown for me by the one and only Vinnie.

Um, we went out to a restaurant, uh, called Grand Banks on a boat.

Um, I'll-we could post a video here of-of our beautiful seats.

Um, I had a view of the Hudson River to the right.

And a view of the wooden dock with garbage floating in it to the left.

Um, the boat was also swaying, uh, almost where like my-everytime-our heads were slamming back and forth,

off the bottom of the boat on our nice, relaxing, uh, four o'clock dinner,

where it was 98 degrees at the start time.

We wound up eating-I-I wound up having three watermelon vodka drinks, uh, oysters,

other types of fish foods, getting motion sickness and having to walk off the boat

and sit at a table on the dry dock that, uh, was right outside the Grand Banks restaurant

on the Hudson Pier in New York.

Um, Vin-Vinnie paid extra money for the boat, which we got off in 15 minutes,

and then she paid extra-extra money for a chocolate cake that we never got,

because when she got up and went to the bathroom, I ordered two desserts.

So by the time she had come back, I'd already-in the desserts that she had paid for.

So-but I had-but what I had was-was like a sweet blueberry crumble, um,

and it was good.

Delilah, can you stop doing that, please?

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