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Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Where this Country STARTED! with Shane Gillis | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 30

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.72.8K Ratings

🗓️ 24 August 2021

⏱️ 72 minutes

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WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! Chrissy Chaos is on the road in Philly live from THE HOMELESSPIMP'S hotel room with Shane Gillis! STRAP IN CUZ THIS EP IS FULL CHAOS! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

We're gonna take a walk after this. I'm gonna go find some fucking lunch. I'm gonna fucking eat. You ready to go?

0:09.8

What's up everybody? Welcome to another episode of Chrissy K. I was coming to you live from Philadelphia

0:14.6

This is where this country started and I figured there's no better way to start a Philadelphia podcast with a true

0:20.6

Patriot of the comedy scene shame gilets everybody. Hey, how are you? I love this country. I love what we do

0:26.1

I love democracy absolutely and yeah, you may be noticing hey, what kind of shirt is Chris wear does that say back the blue you bet your

0:32.3

Ass it does and it's actually back the blue balls, which is the thing that I'm running where I'm just trying to convince people to just get blue balls

0:38.8

No, dude. I walked in a lobby. I was like, dude, you wear back

0:43.4

Well, it's all he was like what is that bad? Yo, so it's so funny

0:47.2

So I was telling shade so we're at the hotel right now and then the New England Patriots are staying at this hotel

0:51.2

Because they're playing the Eagles and they're staying at the hotel which is the Hilton pens landing will be long gone by the time this comes out but

0:58.4

I literally bill pellet check and a cup, you know the head coach in New England Patriots and a couple of the assistant coaches all like you know

1:04.8

Big white guys walk past me and they all were giving me thumbs up and I was like, oh these guys most listen to podcasts

1:10.7

It's pretty awesome and then I look down they were looking at my shirt at the back the blue and give me thumbs up and walk it by I was like

1:17.3

Yo, the Patriots that's that is the team dude made back the blue. It's I mean what let me ask you this

1:24.2

Do you ready? You have a mega hat in his locker? I know I know nobody cared what a king king

1:29.8

Do you think that do you think that the same way that like Cleveland Indians have to change their name Redskins?

1:35.8

That's eventually the Patriots are gonna have to change their name. Seriously, right that fucking Kyle Rittenhouse didn't help that did not help yeah

1:42.5

All those Charlottesville. Yeah, Patriots really? Yeah, they're like we're Patriots. Dude, it's tough

1:49.7

I love I love what you're wearing man. Oh, this is this is you know what I wore this on Rogan

1:55.0

This shirt I'm not trying to make it like a trademark. I just have like three shirts. It looks legitimately awesome

2:00.6

It's very comfortable nice. This is what Patriots wear seriously. I bought this at Walmart in the pay in the Patriots section

2:06.0

Dude what I know like that's when they were like oh, we're storming the capital is like Walmart like that's what it is

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