Yes, welcome to awesome world. I'm Jason Ellison. I am the king of the west, but really

king what is a king and the west of as opposed to where I mean how west is it? It's not the

west of the west. What about if I'm headed the other way? I don't know, you know, like what

actual area does it really mean anything? And to be king, you know, the king of what? Of the

west or king of the well king of the country king of my couch, you know, king of my pants.

Honestly, do I want to be the king of the world? I mean, that's a lot of responsibility.

King of my pants. I can handle that. Just saying, be careful what you wish for, you know, I'm

the king. You're the queen. It's like, I guess you love her and that's cool, but I don't

know if it's that crack. It's that that great, you know, you hear the king and it's what about

all those French people that ate all that cake and they were all sad and bored and you

know, they're starving people out there. Sure, they were starving, but they probably had

some great friendships out there, you know, appreciated their family. Oh, it's not sponsored

by caveman, but I really like caveman. So it is sponsored by lean face. I got new reads.

I got new ads. We got a fucking guest. I got stuff, man. Show's very serious. This

is a very serious fucking podcast, man. I'm fucking deadly serious when I say to you right

now. Welcome to this fucking very serious broadcast. Fucking high level broadcasting broadcaster

ship. Coming at you. Fucking yeah. I think I'm going to do an M M show. Where's my fucking

read? I think I'm going to do an M M show. Maybe I'll just talk in circles. I got to do

a read, but I got an M M show. Found it. But I'm going to do an M M show. But first,

lean face is the is a fast casual dining experience of, uh, way of convenient. No convenient.

Yeah, yeah, we're Jason convenient. Clean to eat food. Go, Jason. It aims to be the fast

food interruptor. I like this. By changing the way Americans eat for the better gone other

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