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Basketball Illuminati

Count The Dings

Basketball, Sports, Comedy

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 October 2024

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

The Illuminarmy generals are back! Tom Haberstroh, Amin Elhassan and producer Anthony Mayes have returned with their third eyes wide open to update the Illumination on a foundation shaking event that transpired while they were underground. In June, Tom discovered statistical irregularities in one of the most important pillars of Michael Jordan's mythology: his 1988 Defensive Player of the Year award. After the bombshell story went viral on Yahoo Sports, detailing evidence of home cooked stats, the startling revelation was clouded amid a morass of Klutch propaganda spurred by Nick Wright. Now, the Illuminati have enlisted Truth Teller and former NSA researcher Justin Jacobs to audit Tom’s findings and set the record straight. Basketball Illuminati is now part of the Count The Dings Network. Join the Count The Dings Patreon to support the show, get ad free episodes and exclusive content at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Basketball Illuminati! On Apple or Spotify Email us: [email protected] Twitter: @bballilluminati Instagram: @basketballilluminati Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Thoughtful driving tips from Eso, number three.
0:03.0	This is Kiran. He's doing 70 on the motorway,
0:07.0	on his way to a cheeky spar appointment,
0:10.0	though his diaries as he's visiting a client.
0:12.8	Naughty Kiran, lowering his speed to 60 could save him up to 9% in fuel on the journey.
0:19.8	Enjoy that hot stone massage, Kiran, slowing down a little. It feels like a good spirit. My third eye is watching.
0:34.0	That's how the third eye works,
0:36.0	you don't have the third eye works, huh?
0:38.0	That you get for many years.
0:39.0	And that's uh, normal mistake to make my citizens.
0:41.0	Larry Verms not working for that door plans.
0:44.0	Oh, I'm crazy!
0:45.0	Just a boss.
0:47.0	You are now called before the alumnat.
0:50.0	The aluma what?
0:51.0	The aluma what? the lumbawati. Oh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
1:05.0	uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
1:14.0	uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
1:17.0	uh, uh, Is that working?
1:34.0	working? Are we connected?
1:35.0	Mays, can you hear me?
1:36.0	Tom?
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