Literally chapter one starts off with a Charles Bukowski quote,

Find what you love and let it kill you.

Has this woman read one book?

It's really giving.

Like she tried to do Amy Dunn from Gone Girl

and it's like really not materializing in the way.

She really did not get that done.

Like actually when we get to the end we can reveal

how much she really jacked from like the gone girl story in my opinion.

But yeah, she's like, you know, talking about the night she met Jeremy, I was not the mouse,

I was the cheese and they're at this like charity event.

That's what she said. I was the cheese. I was the cheese.

And she's like I'm in a sexy red dress and then this I fucking bust the

fuck out laughing. Me too.

I hadn't really processed that this was like a drinks only event,

but the first thing that Jeremy ever says is he comes up to her

when she's at the bar with the bartender and he says to the bartender,

make sure you only serve her water for the rest of the evening,

which I fucking spit out laughing about

because I was like, oh my God, is he fat shaving her?

Wait, is that what you thought?

At first, I was like if somebody said that to me,

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