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Binchtopia

Bad Book Club: Ladies First (A MAGA Hat Romance) *TEASER*

Binchtopia

Julia Hava & Eliza McLamb

Society & Culture

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 October 2024

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

The girlies review the most unhinged book they’ve ever read, in which a green-haired liberal is saved from Antifa by a proud MAGA man. Tracking down a copy of this book was a journey in and of itself, but it was worth it — we’ve since become enlightened to the evils of feminism, hair dye, tattoos, and the woke mind virus.

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0:00.0

I don't think they would show up to a Trump rally but whatever he breaks Antifa's nose

0:04.0

and then he's like let's go and the black clad punks are everywhere creating a ribbon of

0:09.2

rage and violence and then he's like but in that violence I was careful not to grip too hard and bruise her

0:15.0

delicate wrist. It was so small. And then he says, we've got to get out of here. These guys don't mess around.

0:21.2

They want blood. Yours, mine, whoever, but yours is easier to take than mine.

0:26.2

Next paragraph.

0:27.0

Her breasts were firm and well shaped.

0:28.8

Nice to look at him.

0:32.4

So she had great boobies and they're running hand in hand away from the antifa mob.

0:37.3

She probably hated cops they all did until a situation like this arose but her fear shone

0:41.8

like a beacon now she had a sense of the danger.

0:45.4

Oh, I love also this other detail. So basically they're running away. She's like from Antifa.

0:51.9

She says what's a stand down order he

0:53.6

says it means don't do your job don't ask questions just run I'm sorry are Antifa

0:58.0

literally tracing them like I understand well the cops have a stand down order so

1:02.3

Antifa like doesn't they roam the streets.

1:03.4

The cops don't do their job when Antifa is roaming the streets.

1:06.7

Of course and then he calls one of his goons.

1:09.6

He calls this guy named Ronin and Ronin's like yes boss, boss, I'm going to come pick you up in the big car.

1:14.4

Then he's like, do you know what we just escaped from? They get paid to do this.

1:18.0

I wonder who pays them to do it.

1:20.0

Who do we think pays them to do it?

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