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Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

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Comedy

4.8 • 7.6K Ratings

🗓️ 25 June 2024

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Kurt and Scotty talk about how Chicago news aired anatomically correct Cubs mascot image, couples who have cheap weddings have happier marriages, dozens gather watch to sharpening of giant number 2 pencil and a real estate agent accidentally burns down 2 million dollar property right before the open house! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This is exactly right.
0:06.0	Scott, you ready.
0:07.0	Oh, I'm ready to laugh and laugh and laugh.
0:12.0	Chicago News airs Anna. Laugh.
0:13.3	Chicago News airs anatomically correct picture of Cub's mascot with
0:17.7	penis on live TV for 10 seconds.
0:20.2	For 10 seconds.
0:22.3	You could, I's work really. For 10 seconds. seconds.
0:23.0	You can eyes work really fast.
0:25.0	Your eyes, you need half a second to see a bear penis.
0:30.0	All right, well, we're going to let it all hang out on this very special episode of Bananas. its head would you believe me?
0:43.0	If I did throw your mind to a zillion pieces
0:49.0	would you believe me
0:52.0	driving me but nanny Would you believe me?
0:53.0	Drive me bananas, baby, bananas, banana,
0:57.0	and net and net.
0:58.0	Driving me bananas, baby, bananas,
1:01.0	and nannan an aye.
1:02.0	Guys, gals, non-binaryals, Welcome to Bananas. I'm Kurt Brown-O-Ler.
1:07.0	I'm Banana Boy, Number 2. Scotty Landis, thanks for listening to the silliest little podcast
1:11.3	there ever was, and I hope hope we both hope everybody had a
1:14.4	wonderful pride month it's wrapping up right about now but we just hope you had a great time
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