Basketball Illuminati Finds Out

Basketball Illuminati

Count The Dings

Basketball, Sports, Comedy

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 October 2023

⏱️ 70 minutes

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While the rest of the league has been working on bulking up and getting in shape, Media Day has us in our feelings thanks to Jimmy Butler's new look. Damian Lillard to Milwaukee, Jrue Holiday to Boston, everyone but Tyler Herro to Portland... It was a busy weekend. Meanwhile, Nikola Jokic clocks back in to work. The voice of Basketball Illuminati himself Pablo Torre is here to share how he found out about the inciting phrase from Jordan Poole that elicited the infamous Draymond Green punch. Subscribe to Basketball Illuminati! On Apple or Spotify Merch: Shirt - Hoodie - Tank - Hat - Beanie Email us: basketballilluminati@gmail.com Twitter: @bballilluminati Instagram: @basketballilluminati Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Giraffe King's Network.
0:04.6	Maze, I mean, are you guys in the best shape of your life?
0:12.9	Oh, man.
0:13.9	I added about like 17 pounds of muscle this whole season.
0:18.1	What?
0:19.1	Yeah, man.
0:20.1	I added 17 pounds of muscle, though, right?
0:24.8	And is the best shape of your life round?
0:26.9	It's a shape.
0:28.0	Well, the question is, if you're part of the Illuminati
0:30.7	and you're doing this show, is it really about muscle
0:33.2	or is it about I added 17 sources or I added 17 new lines
0:38.8	of communication?
0:39.7	I added 17 vocal cords to help me do the show.
0:44.0	Tom, it's always a muscle, baby.
0:46.6	It's always about muscle.
0:48.2	I've been cultivating mass, but luckily our robes
0:51.3	that we wear are very slimming.
0:53.3	Yeah, they're flowing.
0:54.3	You can't really tell what's going on under here
0:57.6	in terms of shape.
0:58.7	It's like a mule.
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