Welcome to the Endless Honeymoon Podcast, Natasha. How the fuck are you?

I'm really actually, I poured my wine into a mug so that it could be the Endless Honeymoon,

but then I was like, this is way too heavy of a glass to drink wine out of.

What? There are rules about how heavy your wine mug can be.

I can't like have like my fists like didn't barbarians used to have like an

elixir that they would swill me out of. Listen, I'm just going to put some spark.

There are rules about how heavy the thing you drink wine out of has to be.

You know what? They're instincts, Mosha. Oh, you got great instincts. Natasha,

speaking of instincts, your instincts, my instincts, and the instincts of some very

aggressive Instagram DMers were all wrong when it came to the one and only mayor,

cutie, legero. She has had what I would call a miraculous recovery.

Well, part of the thing is I've decided like I only give her dog food her whole life because

I realized when I gave her people food she'd get really sick. Yeah, I used to give her like

blinces and lobster for like six months. I just didn't know. And then I was like,

oh, you don't want your dog to have like diarrhea and vomit at the same time every night.

So anyway, I've just been giving her anything she wants to eat.

And that's what's got the pep in her step. Now she's like this whore who's like waiting

for like sliced turkey to be like thrown into her mouth. Is that what you want from like your

grandma when she gets to be to that like be fuddled like I'm fixing to die like kind of Mitch

McConnell. That's kind of the energy that mayor cutie has these days is kind of Mitch McConnell

at a press conference, but she's not whining anymore. She's not she doesn't seem to be in pain.

She doesn't seem to know where she is that she's a dog or who we are, but she's definitely chilling

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