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You're listening to the 93X-half-assed morning show, backtracks.

Has it been long enough to where I could tell the mouse pizza story again?

Even if it wasn't, that's fun to hear.

Dana, do you know the mouse pizza store?

I do not know this one, no.

Oh, gosh.

Back when I was about 18 or 19 living in a garbage house with my dad,

I'm standing in the kitchen. Of course, when you're 18, 19, what do you live off of?

Frozen pizza. Yep. A lot of that. So one night I'm in my, well, my dad's kitchen.

I'm in our kitchen.

And you ever get that feeling that you saw something out of the corner of your eye and then you look and it's gone?

Oh, definitely.

Yeah, and I had that feeling while I'm standing in the kitchen.

What was that?

I swear to God, I just saw something on the corner.

Well, finally, I did catch what I was seeing.

On the stove top, you know, you got those burners on the top of the sum bitch.

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