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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

("Best Of"): Middle Stall Poopers

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8942 Ratings

🗓️ 20 January 2025

⏱️ 131 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired January 20, 2025: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. 

Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/
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Transcript

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0:00.0

The 93X Half-Hast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.

0:04.8

We all know January is one of the coldest months of the year, and not that cheery, fun kind of Christmas cold.

0:10.0

Nah, just the dark, dank January cold.

0:12.8

Standard heating and air condition is well aware of this, and that's why they're offering $40 off a furnace tune-up to keep you warm during the Minnesota cold.

0:19.7

The last thing you want is be huddled around an iffy space heater you bought from some shady

0:23.4

targeted ad. Oh, and how about this? Standard heating and air condition has now been helping

0:27.3

Minnesotans for over 95 years. So book your appointment now at standardheating.com. That's

0:32.3

standard heating.com.

0:34.0

It's a 93x half-assed morning show. Backtracks edition.

0:38.3

You want to be creeped out real quick?

0:40.5

Well, it's something you're going to have to do on your own.

0:44.0

I'll just tell you a rough idea.

0:47.7

I'll tell you what I know.

0:49.2

And then this is something you can do in your spare time.

0:51.4

Unless some of you already know about this kind of thing.

0:54.6

And this isn't like scary movie or a scary Halloween story creepy. This is for any and all seasons.

1:02.4

This will give you a more general creepy feeling once you get around to looking this up.

1:07.8

Last night, the friggin' wife comes at me with her cellular telephone. She says,

1:13.0

do you want to see something? And I was thinking, ooh, we, okay, she found a new dirty movie for

1:18.2

the two of us to watch or something, right? No, that wasn't it. I don't know Dick Tracy about

1:23.4

this AI. I know AI, Josh, it can write a story for you.

1:30.3

We've had that conversation, right?

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