From NPR and WBEC Chicago, this is Weight Weight Don't Tell Me The NPR News Quiz.

Hey, you've put in the work and watched what you ate.

Time to show off your beach billy.

I'm Bill Curtis, and here is your host, a man who tattooed his six-pack on.

Peter Sagan.

Thank you, Bill. It is August the only month without any federal holidays, and in protest over this injustice, we are taking time off anyway.

We will continue to do so until the government finally gives Herbert Hoover's birthday official status.

Born August 10th, 1874, President Hoover's chief achievement is really not seeming that bad anymore, if you grade on a curve.

We are taking to the streets because that's how you get down to the beach.

So in the meantime, we've got some fantastic stuff we would like to share with you.

When comedian and actor Zach Galaphanakis joined this show between two ferns, which was either a parody of a cable access talk show or just a cable access talk show, had just been made into a movie.

So we have a hooter, it's all right.

So I watch the movie, which is hilarious, and has a bunch of between two ferns interviews.

And celebrities actually want to be on your show, right? They want to come and do this.

I don't know. I mean, I don't really know why they would want to do it.

But it's not a prank show. I'm not trying to prank anyone.

And if I understand correctly, you tell the celebrities, their job is basically to sit there and just...

Well, I tell the video have to be funny. They just have to sit there and be weirded out.

Yeah.

And we will give them insults to give back to me.

But sometimes in the moment we just get talking and the insults kind of fly naturally.

I've cut an interview short because the person, and I don't want to reveal who it was,

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