Policitations! It is me, Felicia Day, and this is my podcast. Welcome back, me!

Welcome back to my house. Welcome back to my podcast. Welcome back to, I don't know,

welcome back to semi-sanity. Hmm, I have been away for two weeks, over two

weeks. Well, just short of two weeks. I got home Sunday night, and I left Monday,

two weeks, I don't even know. Y'all, I was so crazy during this book tour that I

literally did not know where I was, what day it was, what floor I was on in the

hotel, no idea. I can just tell you that certain hotels have good pillows and

certain hotels have bad pillows. And I'm not gonna talk any smack, but certain

places can go to H. If you know what I mean, because lumpy pillows that smell a

little bit like B.O. are not welcome. Um, so I went on book tour for two weeks

y'all, and I met a lot of you there. Thank you so much for coming out to my

book tour events. They were many, they were beneficent. That's not even a word.

Magnificent is a word, mu-nifus, mu. There were a lot of people there. There were

a lot of people there. It almost all stops. The smallest two events were New

Jersey and Brooklyn because most people were at NYCC, but there were still

probably a hundred people there. Arizona, I think one. There was like 500 people

there. And it was great. That was the kickoff event. And I made the New York

Times best seller list, y'all, which applause, if I had any acumen, I would put

in some fake applause there. I really need to put more work into this podcast. But

um, I had such a good time meeting everybody on book tour. I was a little bit, I

have to tell you it was a little crazy. It was a little bit fast. It was a little, um,

I couldn't absorb every single person like I would have liked to. And that is my

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