I'm playing for the good of America on my own accord.

I'm also playing for world peace, harmony, my brother, who's rejected by women,

and all the insects that don't have voices.

Big brother gossip.

Last time I checked, I was a girl too.

I know of another thing that's a ball of nerves that you can settle in the shower with a detachable

head.

I loved you.

Why don't you love me?

All I wanted was a shower hand named after me.

I would have died for you and buried myself next to my ghost billy.

But you went and made it imaginary.

And now I want to leave your skin from your skull and make a hat from my raccoon.

Some people wake up and they see the sun shining and they're happy.

Their bodies are working and they're healthy.

But I just look at it as problem, after problem, after problem.

And I ain't going to suck that horrid stick, I tell you what.

I don't lie that the slut stew in this house, and I don't vote.

Like I say I'm not gonna, like the secret evil-doers do.

Big Brother gossip, you can be honest with me. Do you have the power? No, I don't, Sam. Are you sure? Tell me the truth now. I don't have it, Sam. But what if you do? I'm here to play your game, not my game. so give me all your powers.

And I promise never to use that.

Even you, you snubbag, Haley.

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