I'm playing for the good of America on my own accord.

I'm also playing for world peace, harmony, my brother who's rejected by a woman, and all the insects that don't have voices.

Big brother gossip.

Last time I checked, I was a girl too.

I know of another thing that's a ball of nerves that you can settle in the shower with a detachable

head. I loved you. Why don't you love me? All I wanted was a shower head named after me.

I would have died for you and buried myself next to my ghost belly.

But you went and made it imaginary.

And now I want to rid your skin from your skull and make a hat from my raccoon.

Some people wake up and they see the sun shining and they're happy, their bodies are working and they're healthy,

but I just look at it as problem, after problem, after problem, and I ain't gonna suck that horrid stick, I tell you what.

I don't lie like the slut stew in this house, and I don't vote like I say I'm not gonna like the secret evil-doers do. Big Brother gossip, you can be honest with me. Do you have the power? No, I don't, Sam. Are you sure? Tell me the truth now. I don't have it, Sam. But what if you do? I'm here to play your game, not my game. so give me all your powers.

And I promise never to use that.

Even you, you snubbag, Haley.

The most important thing is that we're all friends.

Even with the heart,

that girl gets on my nerves so much.

She'll be so far up your ass.

You can see what she's had for lunch.

I want to smack her from here to Kingdom Come.

If I have to primp one more time, but she is a sweet bird.

It's a stupid power. It doesn't even make Sam.

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