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VIEWS with David Dobrik & Jason Nash

Biggest Life Failure

VIEWS with David Dobrik & Jason Nash

VIEWS

Comedy

4.875.9K Ratings

🗓️ 12 January 2021

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

David discusses someone winning 2.7 million dollars on Snapchat, someone comes into David's bedroom, and Jason's failed SNL audition. Also, David has a new airline business venture idea, and does life stop after people exit your view? To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

What's up guys what might the views the podcast where Jason thinks that aliens are landing soon is that true?

0:04.9

I do I've been reading up a lot about it

0:06.9

I think it's just that I keep talking about this and I'm being completely serious

0:10.0

I'm extending an open invite to any alien that wants to be on this podcast. I'll even go as far as letting you probe Jason

0:16.6

so

0:17.6

Reach out to us DM you on Instagram. All right. Let's roll up

0:21.1

Bint. All right, let's roll the intro music

0:33.3

Yo the other day you won't believe this fucking shit Jay the other day the other day I was laying in bed

0:39.6

It was like 10 in the morning, you know when I do my lane

0:43.1

First of all, I'm gonna believe what you say because you don't do much. Okay, I go ahead. Well, I'm laying in bed

0:49.0

Yeah, and and Ella's there. She's like running through what we have to do and we ordered door dash

0:54.4

Yes, and an hour ago for like breakfast food whatever and they leave it by the door and then like maybe five minutes

1:00.6

The food wasn't picked up by us and five minutes later. I'm laying in my bed. Ella's right by me a guy walks into my room and

1:07.9

Goes here's your food and goes hi, David

1:11.4

Right to me while I'm laying in bed

1:13.6

When I'm laying in bed and Ella's like what are you doing? I don't have my glasses on so I can't like and I'm at all my contacts

1:19.6

Yeah, cuz literally the morning I just woke up and and Ella's like you need to leave right now you need to leave

1:23.8

He wasn't our door dasher. He was just some kid who picked up the food from our doorstep and came into my room to deliver it to me

1:30.4

I had seen the guy the kid came to the door like half an hour before and a knock and I was like

1:35.3

Sorry, I've tossed you to leave this private property blah blah blah and he's like okay

1:37.7

So as soon as he walked into David's room, I recognized him right and I said what are you doing and then we walked him out

1:43.5

It was insane. Yeah, and then we I told him he has to leave we called him an uber and then he and that uber

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