Hello, my name's Bill Burr.

And I feel good about being Conan O'Brien's friend, but I feel this is a little red flag that might be a little narcissist that I've got to fucking say why I'm his friend every time.

I feel like I've already answered this question.

I'm called a bottomless hole.

There's no filling this.

Every time you're going to have to repeat.

Gee, what is that like?

Fall is here, hear the yell, back to school, ring the bell, brand new shoes, walking loose, climb the fence, books and pens, I can tell that we are going to be friends.

I can tell that we are going to be friends.

Hey there, welcome to Conan O'Brien Needs a friend, sitting here with Sona Mosessian and a giggling.

I don't know why.

Matt Gorley, it's the way I introduced the show,

so just get over it.

You can't giggle every single time.

I can't get over it because every time it's hilarious.

It's like a nosebleed of change of environment.

You go from, welcome to the show.

I'm a professional broadcaster.

Yeah.

Okay. Okay. I have a question, and this is a serious question, which is, can I become flexible at my age?

I mean, physically flexible.

And this is something I've been thinking about a lot lately because I know people do yoga and stuff.

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