Bill Burr Surprises Us on Patreon Today

Bad Friends

Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino

Comedy, Stand-up

4.8 • 13K Ratings

🗓️ 30 August 2024

⏱️ 2 minutes

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen, the Great Bill Burr.
0:02.0	Can I take some...
0:03.0	How many time, every fucking night we see each other at the store and now you're acting like we don't live in the same city like,
0:08.3	oh my god, like I came in from fucking New Zealand.
0:10.8	It's the last person I ever expected to come into the
0:13.3	fucking studio. I do it one more time. I just came. Yeah yeah yeah I just
0:21.4	came in I thought they were on TV. I was like, wow, this fucking HD9 or something.
0:27.0	That's so fucking clear. Well, I didn't want to interrupt you guys. I know that you guys have like, you guys have a close personal bond.
0:33.7	Yeah, we're so joyous that you're here what you're talking about?
0:37.2	How happy to you've blushed I did yeah and yeah well you know because I saw him
0:40.9	walking and I thought is this a bit that these guys set up?
0:43.6	Do you guys set you know?
0:44.4	Oh, well, I see.
0:45.2	Somebody just said you just missed Bobby Lee.
0:48.0	So I was like looking in, I was looking for your car.
0:50.4	The first thing I was looking for was a bumper
0:52.0	hanging off the fucking thing. But looking for was a bumper hanging off the
0:52.6	fucking thing. That's what I don't see his car here. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:56.0	The perpetuation of the stereotype is real. Bobby got in an accident the first month he
0:59.8	had the car and then now again. Yesterday, yeah.
1:02.4	Yesterday. Yeah, but it has nothing to do with
1:04.1	Asians it just has to do he doesn't care do that's serious thank you so much for
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