"Bill Gates"

SmartLess

SiriusXM | SmartLess LLC

Discussion, Education, Music, Comedy, Science, Culture, Society & Culture, Entertainment, Interview, Learning

4.6 • 51.6K Ratings

🗓️ 10 February 2025

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Open the Windows, let’s be BASIC, but don’t XP your pants… it’s the one and only Bill Gates. Pointing, clicking, The Golden Rule, and the dangers of peanut brittle. You have violated the pun law— it’s an all-new SmartLess.

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0:00.0	Good morning, everybody.
0:05.7	Or afternoon or evening. Good afternoon or evening.
0:08.0	You always ignore the afternoon people.
0:10.2	Yeah. I'm sorry. Good afternoon.
0:11.8	You know?
0:12.1	Well, do people listen to a podcast in the afternoon?
0:14.3	They sure do. By the way, hello to all the people who are on a jog right now.
0:17.6	Hello, how are you? Keep pace. Watch the cracks.
0:19.9	Hello, everybody at the supermarket.
0:22.0	Everybody who's driving, check your mirrors. Those on the subway, don't miss your stop.
0:25.7	Yeah, that's right. Hello, everybody on a walk, just a regular walk. Everybody who's at work,
0:30.3	come on, Janet. And for everyone else, welcome to Smartless.
0:36.7	Smart. Yes. Smart.
0:55.8	Oh, wait, I got a quick one.
0:56.7	I got a quick dad joke.
0:57.4	Here we go. What kind of bees make milk?
1:00.3	Hmm.
1:01.1	Will?
1:03.5	I don't know.
1:05.0	Boobies.
1:08.9	Boobies.
1:11.3	Boobies. yeah, I guess.
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