Bitch Bible Classics: Caulk Tease

Bitch Bible

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Talk Radio, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 14.6K Ratings

🗓️ 4 July 2024

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Jackie endures a cheating scandal, finds love at the Home Depot, seeks justice for Sarah Jessica Parker and makes her own asshole clench with next level cringiness.

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0:00.0	And the Hello everyone.
0:16.0	Hey!
0:18.0	Hey, hi.
0:20.0	Hey, hi.
0:21.0	Hi.
0:22.0	How are you? Do you ever look at yourself in the mirror after a crusty sodium
0:26.7	inflated? Oh, you've got to be fucking kidding me. It's my lawyer Fran. This is going to have to wait.
0:30.8	Sorry. Anyways, do you ever look at yourself in the mirror
0:36.0	after a night of one too many Martinis?
0:39.0	You know what I did last night?
0:40.0	I post-Mrot's worst.
0:42.2	A brought worst, and sour crowd and then I ordered a wetsles, pretzels via postmates.
0:47.7	This is the shit that like if you're really in the trenches and you're doing some fucked up dark weird like regressive behavior
0:56.1	you don't put that shit on Instagram because it's it's very funny but it's too
1:01.1	real and that's where I was at last night. I looked at myself in the mirror this
1:05.1	morning and I said Jackie Baby 731 which was my old AIM screen name from middle school
1:10.8	Jackie baby 731. That was middle school
1:15.0	screening, which was Jackie baby 731.
1:16.0	I had my sexy horror middle school screening,
1:19.0	which was Jackie Baby 731,
1:20.0	and then like my funny, like, you know know I have adhesive headgear screen name which was I love
1:26.4	Amarosa which is so embarrassing and then I also had Mrs Kaiser 143 because everybody hated Amarosa from The Apprentice.
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