Hi everyone. I am so alive and elated right now because I'm a little under the

weather I went to my cousin's wedding this weekend and I mean Gloria was at an all-time high she's

left me first of all anytime my grandma goes to a wedding she tries to

upstage the bride anytime she goes anywhere she's trying to like upstage whoever

it's supposed to be about.

And I kind of love that about her.

And it's something that I'm going to try to emulate in my own life.

I mean, she had a hair piece in, she was wearing a gown, she never

left the dance floor. It was like the craziest thing I've ever seen. When you look

out and you see your 88 year old grandma,

like geriatricly twirking to Cardi B,

there's nothing like it.

There's just, it fills my heart.

And so I've been a little under the weather that's why I sound so

Flemmy and horse because I was screaming I was dancing I was drinking I was

eating everything inside I ate so much I don't even like Kalamari I ate so much, I don't even like Kalamari. I ate so much

fucking Kalamari this weekend that I'm like gonna grow tentacles somewhere,

somewhere not cute. But I had a great time. God I love going to other people's

weddings. It's so much more fun. After you get married going to other people's

weddings is like the best time because you drink and you eat, although I'm

going to talk shit real quick.

I probably shouldn't say this because I'm pretty sure the people who did this

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