Hello everyone. living it's me Jackie Schimmel writer and creator writer and creator of blog turn

podcast and current dumbfuck the bitch Bible.

Hi, how are you?

How am I not great?

I'm sorry that I didn't put out a podcast last week. I was amidst a Bridezilla meltdown and just deep breathing into a paper bag. So I'm getting married in three weeks.

And every time I look at the calendar,

my throat closes up. And every time I ask my fiance how he feels he just

tells me how excited he is and I'm super excited too but like I'm a little nervous

and it makes me a little nervous that he's not nervous at all.

And then when I tell him that I'm nervous, he gets like kind of fabicina, and it's a very weird dynamic.

So let's go back. Let's go back in time. It's been a couple weeks since we've checked in.

Last week I was at a, I was encroaching my fiance's work trip.

I mean, I'm in the wrong business.

People who like write music, the labels pay for them to stay in these

fancy houses and there was like an energy healer and a yoga instructor and a

fucking tennis coach and a shit like ridiculous and you know being the

very elegant gracious lady that I am I obviously encroached on the trip invited myself and decided to attend

Which is a weird dynamic because it's like I can't just turn the TV on like like am I allowed to eat the food, like am I allowed to take a private

yoga class even though I'm just kind of there free loading, which is kind of what I do best.

So I stayed there a couple days, decided to come home.

Not the best time to go on vacation

when you're getting married in three and a half weeks,

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