It has been a very long time since I've done this. I'm feeling nervous. I'm feeling

famished. I also slept two and a half hours last night so this is going to be

really interesting. It is currently 643 a.m. in the morning. I still have undigested food from three

different countries in my system. I probably need a colonoscopy. I don't even like know where to begin this podcast because so much has happened. I pre-recorded all my episodes while I was on my trip so we have a lot of catching up to do. I don't even know where to begin. I don't know what country I'm in.

I don't know what time it is. I don't know what day it is. I don't know who I am.

Taying the mother-fucking win. Nell for the win. I gotta stop quoting Nell for the win. I got to stop quoting Nell. Nobody gets it. I just made my husband

watch Nell. Last night and he was moved.

Tay and the wind, my night chickpea.

So I've been gone for over a month. Me and Andrew were traveling. We were with our friends. We went to a wedding. We went to 85 different places. I've been on more trains, planes, automobiles, and toilets that I would ever care to admit.

It was amazing.

Once again, this was not a once in a lifetime trip, but it might be because that was a little too long for baby.

Here's the thing. I'm great for like a two and a half three week trip.

After four weeks, it just feels excessive. I mean I had

noodles coming out of every whole of my body. You can only do the thing so many times

before you just want to get the fuck home.

Like our last place that we went to was Greece and you know what I'm just going to say it because

I'm jet lagged and I will blame anything I say that's inappropriate on jet lag because I've never pulled that card before but I'm

gonna just give it a go and see how it lands. We ended our trip in Santarini.

You know I thought I was gonna have like a mama mea, Alexis Bladel and

sisterhood of the traveling pants kind of affinity for Greece and I didn't feel it. I mean I was driving through the streets it was a

little Baghdad adjacent and we stayed in a gorgeous villa it was amazing but like I

could have done without it like I was so ready to go home I woke

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