Hello everyone. My guest today is one of my favorite guests we've ever had.

True, true, I believe you, I swear.

She's pretty, she's thin, she's smart, and she's funny.

Is there a better combo?

No, not in my book.

Please welcome.

This is Boobes and Lube's Morgan fucking Stewart.

Oh wow, I got a fucking in there.

You got a fucking. That's how you know that I love you if I put a fucking in there. Oh see I like that I'm clapping for myself into the mic. No it's good it's

round of applause right? The crowd goes fucking wild. Really wild. Um we have a lot of

guests on here and I don't like probably like 93% of the people that come in here

And are you choosing everybody that's coming on? Sometimes I mean I yay or nay it

But like sometimes we just go for it you just have to have people

sometimes it's a slow week and I've done a few by myself and it's awful and so you're

just talking to all the voices in your head girl. I shouldn't make those jokes. I have

mental illness in the fam. It's not a thing for me to do that. Oh no same so

that's why we that's why we can't make those fucking jokes. Right.

Exactly. And we're Jewish. Exactly. So everyone

fucking relax. No, I just ramble for 45 minutes and it's just

the worst thing you've ever heard in your life.

Got it. Did I do like well statistically last time I was here? You did very, very

well. You're very on brand oh good yeah right I

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