Black People Were Here First! (with Lamorne Morris)
My Momma Told Me
Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.5 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 25 February 2025
⏱️ 82 minutes
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Summary
Have Black people been here this whole time? Langston and David sit down in-studio with Emmy-winner Lamorne Morris (Fargo, New Girl) to discuss this conspiracy theory. They explore how different people ended up on continents, awkward caste stories from South Africa, and more. The guys even get to Hotep Jesus and Bobby Hemmitt talking points, but how serious can we take them? Plus, Langston makes an embarrassing confession about key lime, both the fruit and the pie.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the Criminalia podcast. I'm Maria Tremarki. And I'm Holly Fry. Together, we invite you into the dark and winding corridors of historical true crime. |
| 0:10.6 | Each season, we explore a new theme from poisoners to art thieves. We uncover the secrets of history's most interesting figures, from legal injustices to body snatching. |
| 0:22.2 | And tune in at the end of each episode as we indulge in cocktails and mock tales inspired by each |
| 0:27.9 | story. Listen to Criminalia on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your |
| 0:34.0 | podcasts. |
| 0:35.3 | What would you do if mysterious drones appeared over your hometown? |
| 0:40.1 | I started asking questions. |
| 0:42.2 | What do you remember happening on that night of December 16th? |
| 0:45.9 | It actually rotated around our house, looking as if it was appearing in each window of our |
| 0:51.0 | home. |
| 0:51.3 | I'm Gabe Lenners. |
| 0:53.1 | From Imagine IHart Podcasts in Lenners Entertainment, |
| 0:58.1 | listen to Obscure them, Invasion of the Drones, |
| 1:01.9 | wherever you get your favorite podcasts. |
| 1:05.7 | Do you remember what you said the first night I came over here? |
| 1:09.3 | Owl goes lower. |
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| 1:16.4 | Join the flighty Damien Hearst as he unravels the mystery of his vanished boyfriend. |
| 1:20.4 | I've been spending all my time looking for answers about what happened to Santi. |
| 1:24.5 | What's the way to find a missing person? |
| 1:26.4 | Sleep with everyone he knew, obviously. |
| 1:28.9 | Listen to the hookup on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. |
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