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🗓️ 4 August 2023
⏱️ 38 minutes
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TRIGGER WARNING: This episode contains two of Ellie's Dad's jokes. He joins us to share some tall tales about a magical dog, the funeral of King George VI, and the time he was at a party with Elton John (or not.)
We discuss the tall tales (lies) our parents told us, and come clean about the myths, legends, and big fat whoppers we've told our own children. (NB: There's a bit of Santa chat you might not want to listen to with little ones around.) And we share some brilliantly hilarious tall tale confessions from listeners.
This is a special episode of the podcast, because we’ve partnered with Audible to celebrate the release of their brand new original audiobook, The World According to Grandpa.
The World According to Grandpa is available to listen to now, only on Audible and you can even sign up to a 30 day free trial to listen now. Subscription required. See Audible.co.uk for terms.
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0:00.0 | Here we are. You begin there. So, oh come on now, it's a bit finished bashing some, |
0:10.8 | we're recording now, okay? Thank you, love you. Alright, everyone, everyone okay? Plains, |
0:22.2 | Northern Beals, Husbands, Silence. |
0:24.8 | Hello Skummy Mammies podcast. With your hosts, Ellie Gibson and Helen Thorne. |
0:39.9 | Hello and welcome to the Skummy Mammies podcast, it's me Helen Thorne and it's me, Ellie Gibson. |
0:47.5 | We are delighted, Ellie, we are so delighted to tell you that this is a very special episode |
0:52.4 | because we've partnered with Audible to celebrate the release of the brand new original audiobook, |
0:58.1 | The World According to Grandpa. That's right, Helen and the award-winning show, |
1:02.6 | Grandpa takes us along on fantastic journeys through colorful new worlds, |
1:06.8 | answering his grandkids questions with tall tales, which we're going to chat about in today's |
1:10.5 | episode. But first, hang on, who's here? I suppose we better introduce out, I say special, |
1:17.6 | we better introduce our guest, Helen. Who have we got today? I'm thrilled to announce, we've got |
1:22.6 | your father, Ellie. Yes, the man the myth the legend. Hello readers. There is, there's the catchphrase, |
1:29.0 | summing on strong, Jim Barclay. Welcome to the podcast, Dad. I'm very glad to be here. Yes, |
1:36.4 | this is your second time on the podcast in 10 years, congratulations. Now it's my third. He did a |
1:42.5 | granddad special and then we allowed him to be on the podcast for our 100-mile walk episode. |
1:48.0 | Oh fair enough, as he did do the 100-mile walk, I mean we couldn't really say no. No, and also |
1:52.5 | who could forget his award-winning cameo in Cherry Hilly's episode where he came in and brought a |
1:57.4 | desk. Oh yeah, that was classic. Yes. Cut out all my jokes, so readers, I'm sorry about that. |
2:06.3 | Yeah, that'll be 15 seconds of editing I've got to do. So let's have a quick sit rep or Jim rep, |
2:10.5 | how are you today, Dad? I'm fine. I'm going on in gym mode. Oh, so I'm cock-a-hoop to be here, |
2:16.5 | because I'm missing the match mind you, but never mind. Wait, are you taking time out from watching |
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